August 26, 2010
CRAZY RACIST RELIGIOUS ZEALOT DISPROVES OF OTHER CRAZY RACIST RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS “THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US” GAINESVILLE, Fla. - For years, Florida evangelical pastor Terry Jones has hated the Muslim faith. He believes that Islam preaches intolerance, violence toward women, hatred toward progress and pragmatism, deems all other religions as infidels and wishes to wipe them all off the face of the Earth, and, according to Mr. Jones “that’s OUR job.” “These towel-heads want governments run by religious law. They want to ban science, to wage a holy war against nations across the globe. I mean, who the fuck do they think they are? That shits been Christianity’s bread and butter for two thousand years. They think they can just waltz on in here, seven centuries late to the party, and do our jobs better than us? Over my dead body.” Mr Jones posted on his blog IslamTotallyBlows.blogspot.com. To display his displeasure with Radical Islam, Mr. Jones has decided to wage a campaign he called “Dial up the crazy,” which he would kick off with a massive book-burning to commemorate September 11th, which this year happens to fall on the holiest day in the Muslim calendar - a kind of “one-two punch of crazy” - where the kindle will be the Islamic holy book the Koran. The book acknowledges Jesus Christ as a profit, considers homosexuality a sin against god, promotes a central government run by religious leaders, and other things that “obviously ripped us off outright” the pastor said. Just as the vast majority of Muslims disprove of the Jihadi’s as a perversion of their ancient and beautiful religion, a show of strength by a majority of American Christians has come out against Mr. Jones’ plan, a similarity that only seems to piss him off more. “Nowadays it’s hard to tell the difference between OUR crazy, and THEIR crazy. And we need to take a stand. Crazy southern evangelicals will ALWAYS be the craziest, most violent, extreme, irrational human beings on the face of the Earth. And if you have a problem with that, we will lynch you. Old school.”

CRAZY RACIST RELIGIOUS ZEALOT DISPROVES OF OTHER CRAZY RACIST RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS

“THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US”

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - For years, Florida evangelical pastor Terry Jones has hated the Muslim faith. He believes that Islam preaches intolerance, violence toward women, hatred toward progress and pragmatism, deems all other religions as infidels and wishes to wipe them all off the face of the Earth, and, according to Mr. Jones “that’s OUR job.”

“These towel-heads want governments run by religious law. They want to ban science, to wage a holy war against nations across the globe. I mean, who the fuck do they think they are? That shits been Christianity’s bread and butter for two thousand years. They think they can just waltz on in here, seven centuries late to the party, and do our jobs better than us? Over my dead body.” Mr Jones posted on his blog IslamTotallyBlows.blogspot.com.

To display his displeasure with Radical Islam, Mr. Jones has decided to wage a campaign he called “Dial up the crazy,” which he would kick off with a massive book-burning to commemorate September 11th, which this year happens to fall on the holiest day in the Muslim calendar - a kind of “one-two punch of crazy” - where the kindle will be the Islamic holy book the Koran. The book acknowledges Jesus Christ as a profit, considers homosexuality a sin against god, promotes a central government run by religious leaders, and other things that “obviously ripped us off outright” the pastor said.

Just as the vast majority of Muslims disprove of the Jihadi’s as a perversion of their ancient and beautiful religion, a show of strength by a majority of American Christians has come out against Mr. Jones’ plan, a similarity that only seems to piss him off more. “Nowadays it’s hard to tell the difference between OUR crazy, and THEIR crazy. And we need to take a stand. Crazy southern evangelicals will ALWAYS be the craziest, most violent, extreme, irrational human beings on the face of the Earth. And if you have a problem with that, we will lynch you. Old school.”

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