October 7, 2011
TODAY IN STUFF I DID I have been eating McDonald’s for a fucking week trying to get god damn Monopoly game pieces and now all I have to show for it is a hole in my esophagus. I read somewhere that you can send a self-addressed stamped envilope to McDonald’s and they will MAIL you FREE Monopoly pieces. But I figured I would play to the McDonalds people’s sympathy and love for children by pretending to be near dead orphans If this is my last post it is because A) I have been mailed Boardwalk and am now a millionaire and so fuck you; or B) the FBI came to my house and arrested me for the murder of orphans. I like my chances.

TODAY IN STUFF I DID

I have been eating McDonald’s for a fucking week trying to get god damn Monopoly game pieces and now all I have to show for it is a hole in my esophagus. I read somewhere that you can send a self-addressed stamped envilope to McDonald’s and they will MAIL you FREE Monopoly pieces.

But I figured I would play to the McDonalds people’s sympathy and love for children by pretending to be near dead orphans

If this is my last post it is because A) I have been mailed Boardwalk and am now a millionaire and so fuck you; or B) the FBI came to my house and arrested me for the murder of orphans.

I like my chances.

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