November 7, 2011
SANTA WANTS TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KIDTennessee preacher Michael Pearl, pictured above, a proponent of the age-old adages “Spare the rod, spoil the child” and “if you want to make a cake you got to murder a few children,” is under fire for legitimately crazy things. Like suggesting parents beat insolent 6-month-olds with a switch and advice as to which pieces are plumbing are ideally suited for child-pummeling. And just in time for Christmas, this truely terrifying christian looks like he could be in a mall near you with your child on his lap. God help your kid if he cries. Michael Pearl has a candy cane and he knows how to use it. And also the candy cane is made of titanium.

SANTA WANTS TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KID

Tennessee preacher Michael Pearl, pictured above, a proponent of the age-old adages “Spare the rod, spoil the child” and “if you want to make a cake you got to murder a few children,” is under fire for legitimately crazy things. Like suggesting parents beat insolent 6-month-olds with a switch and advice as to which pieces are plumbing are ideally suited for child-pummeling.

And just in time for Christmas, this truely terrifying christian looks like he could be in a mall near you with your child on his lap. God help your kid if he cries. Michael Pearl has a candy cane and he knows how to use it.

And also the candy cane is made of titanium.

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